Eyewitnesses claim the famous figure will appear in the middle of the night, travelling rapidly across multiple boroughs including Lewisham, Greenwich, Bromley and Bexley, with brief stops expected on rooftops and near chimneys.
Shopkeepers across the region have also reported unusual activity, including empty mince pie trays, missing carrots and unexplained bites taken out of festive snacks.
Children in south east London have been advised to go to bed early “just in case”, while adults have been reminded not to attempt to photograph the visitor as “they move extremely fast and never wait around”.
A spokesperson for the North Pole said: “We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a red-suited individual in south east London tonight.
“However, residents are reminded that milk left out may be consumed, carrots may be nibbled, and anyone on the naughty list should consider this their final warning.”
Transport officials say the famous face is not expected to use public transport, despite rumours of a brief appearance on the DLR.
At the time of writing, the identity of the visitor has not been officially confirmed – but locals are being encouraged to listen out for bells, hooves, and a suspicious amount of festive cheer later tonight.
Residents waking up tomorrow are advised to check under the tree.
The News Shopper would like to wish all our readers across south east London a very Merry Christmas.
Whether you’re leaving out mince pies, staying up far too late wrapping presents, or preparing for an early start tomorrow, we hope you have a joyful, peaceful and festive day with family and friends.
